sHit Machine vol. 83

ass rum - ormal
bass drum - normal

i probably amped
this one

oh so pointless
nare - ormal
snare - normal

gone

hidden text
nare - echno
snare - techno

everywhere
ass rum - echno
bass drum - techno

hidden patterns
trings
strings

icky loop

duh.. where?
ow trings
low strings

gone too

boring
ylophone - a#4
xylophone - a#4

and this one

pattern D is just to
break the monotony

typing
coustic ass
Acoustic bass

enveloped :)

crap
iano - d#4
piano - d#4

looped..
..why??

in here
amb - g4
tamb - g4

don't wote for me!

why am i
ouse ass -f4
house bass -f4

enveloped too

wooowowooowooooooooooo
yeyeyeaaeeaaahhh
woooobaybeeeeeeeeeeeee
oowoowwwooowwwooohhhhh
aaaaayyeeeheeeeeeaaahh
yaah yaah yaah yaah

doing it?
om -c4
tom -c4

phuknose.
om 2 -c4
tom 2 -c4

feel like it
rumpet -b4
trumpet -b4

looped

i challenge anyone
to read ALL the
hidden text

cuz i'm bored
lean uitar - a4
Clean Guitar - a4

removed

as
h losed - f 5
hh closed - f 5

this has a glitch
but who cares

hell
h pen - f 4
hh open - f 4

this sample was
slightly glitchfixed
by me :)

"...sir, that is
complete and
total SHASH."
-Kryten

i wrote this
coustic uitar -d4
acoustic guitar -d4

absent

2 minutes
33 seconds
of shit

tune in one
haker -f5
shaker -f5

day btw...
rash ymbal - b4
crash cymbal - b4

missing

why was this one
so flucked up?

so do all
ide ymbal -f5
ride cymbal -f5

back in 5 mins

write a lot, don't i?

the chart toppers

-sHit Machine vol. 83-
(the sick, wicked mix)
This commercially
viable piece of
dance shit was
brought to you
today by
Black Fox/AV
for
Cruelisation vol. 3

"Let there be music"
and there was.
But with the music
was sent something
of pure evil - the
charts. Thus, the
commandments of
music popularity were
named: Thou shalt
appeal to thy lowest
common denominator.
Thou shalt not be
original. Thou shalt
not make music for
any purpose other
than for hitting no.1.
And lo, those who
betrayed these
commandments were
cast out and forced
underground, while
the righteous made it
onto compilation CDs.
And so it was that
teenyboppers would
buy these chart
topping hits and throw
underwear at its
creators, unaware
that the charts were
but a tipped scale...

p.s. before you start
whingeing about the
pissweak leads,
bear in mind that
there really weren't
any in the pack to
start with...

i dunno, maybe i'm
being a bad tradesman
and blaming my tools..
i'm sure if WAVE
entered again, he's
managed to find
some hidden lead sound
somewhere and is
going to kick all our
arses again...
...ah well...

And it was also ruled
that these chart
topping fools would
consist mainly of
a singing bimbo
and a guy who
thinks he can rap
(order 13 - 22 if you
wanna try it karaoke..
just remember to
finish your rap with
the name of the song
so the bimbo can start
wailing it again...)

And the sampletext
would go on...

...and so it did.

it is a sin...
...to be original

...btw, of COURSE it's
meant to be CHEESY.
that's the POINT! i'm
writing in CAPITALS.

good luck hunz + wave!

yo yo yo