santa is a sexy girl

santa's big surprise
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on christmas eve

I had a shock!
I looked under santas

dress.. there was
no cock!
and then. what a task!
I pulled away

his mask!

and there. a sexy

girl stared at me.

I never thought
santa could be a she!

hooray! merry xmas.
featehr and stuff.

this song is made
in confusion.
santa isn't a man
afterall! yeah. sorry.

I'm REALLY sorry.
2am humour.

still. I had to do thi
s,

not really.