Helen

<Helen>

HOAX/OCEANiC Records

(c) 11/96

Hi Fellows ! This song

might boring you...

It sounds just like a

love song but don't

loose your temper :

I have made a Best Of

of Essex Girl Jokes

for you so that you

either enjoy this song

or roar with laughter

ps: don't even try to

guess that Helen

belongs to that sort

of Essex Girls.. she's

got more brain cells

you could ever think,
and she's not such an
easy girl. That's why
I find her lovable.

Q.Why does an SX girl
wear knickers ?
A. To keep her ankles
warm.

Q.Why was an SX girl
so pleased to cmplete
a jigsaw puzzle in 18
months ?
A.Because the box said
"From 2 to 5 years"

Q.What's the differenc
between an SX girl and
a computer ?
A.You only have to
punch information once
into a computer.

Q.If an SX girl and a
Surrey girl jump out a
airplane at the same
time, which one would
hit the ground 1st ?
A.The Surrey girl; the
SX girl would have to
stop to ask directions

Q.Why do SX girls
write TGIF on their
shoes ?
A.Toes Go In First

Q. How many SX girls
does it take to change
a lightbulb ?
A.One. She holds the
bulb and the world
revolves around her.

Q. Why did the deaf SX
girl site on a news-
paper ?
A.So she could lip
read.

Q.How do you amuse an
SX girl for hours ?
A.Write "Please turn
over" on both side of
a piece of paper.

Q.What's the differenc
between a SX girl and
a rooster ?
A.In the morning, the
rooster says, "Cock'll
doodl-doooo", while
an SX girl says "Any
cock'll-doooo"

Q. Why was the SX girl
so depressed when she
received her driver's
license ?

A. Because she got an
F in sex.

Q. Why do SX girls
tatoo their postcode
under their belly
buttons.
A. So they can get the

male into the right
box.

Ok now, some greets
THX to :
Franck/OR for vocal
samples
???/??? for the great
string & piano samples
taken from a song
called "Great Circles"

If U wan't to contact
me, try
oceanic@mygale.org

http://www.mygale.org/
09/oceanic

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