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             N E R D E N E   I N N T A R   H A G A !              §                         
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  our story begins with 6                                         §                       
  cute and innocent sceners                                       §                       
  sitting on the train to                                         § 
  kindergarden                                                    §                       
                                                puff-puff         §
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   ,__\/____\/_   ,__\/____\/_   ,__\/____\/_   ,__\/_            § 
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  with a sonic      $$$$$$$$$$$$$      .------------------------. §                       
  boom the ghost  §§$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$    |       IM 1337!!        | §
  of last        $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$  |  ph34r my monkey penis ! §
  christmas     $$$$""""$$$$""" "$$$$  |  and man-boobs         | § 
  appears!!     $$   ____   ____   $$  '------------------------' §
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                |       |   |     |     [.]  ¤¤¤   OH NO!         §                                               
                |       |   |     |     [.]  . .   My penis is    §
                |       | - |     |     [.]  \O/   smaller than   §                                                                              
                |        \,/      |     [.]  -|-   his!!          §                                                                              
                |         |       |     [.]  /`\                  §
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   | |          ,'.#'.      MIKAL USES HIS MAGICAL SWEDISH        §
   | |        ,'   '#.'     PENISPUMP!                            §
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  (_ _)   ,' o0  .'         *sluuuurp.. sluurp*                   §
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