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KALGETRAENKEKABEL & DIE ARSCHEIGEN PRESENT
               SCHUKOHASE
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          - FUCKINGS TO LAMERS -

It took us 2 months  to  create  our  very
first demo. Everything  in  this  prod  is
original and new hard work!

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KALGETRAENKEKABEL & DIE ARSCHEIGEN ARE THE
     NEW STARS ON THE NINTENDO DS SKY
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          EARS: AMIGAS SUX - RNN
          EYES: ATARI $T - RUECKS
          BRAIN: HALT SIE