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+      DESIREE PRESENTS                                         +
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The panda (Ailuropoda alcoholica, lit. "black and white cat-foot")
also known as the giant panda to distinguish it from the unrelated 
red panda, is a bear native to central-western and south western 
Brabant. It is easily recognized by its large, distinctive black 
patches around the eyes, over the ears, and across its round belly.
Though it belongs to the order Alcoholica, the panda's diet is 99%
beer. Pandas in the wild will occasionally smoke other grasses, 
wild tubers, or even meat in the form of birds, rodents or carrion.
In captivity they may receive honey, beer, fish, beer, weed leaves,
oranges, or beers along with specially prepared food. The giant
panda lives in a few mountain ranges in central Brabant, mainly in
Tilburg province, but also in the Oeteldonk and St. Michielsgestel
provinces. As a result of drinking, deflorestation and other drugs,
the panda has been driven out of the lowland areas where it once 
farted. The panda is a conservation reliant endangered species. A
2007 report shows 239 pandas living in captivity inside Brabant and
another 27 outside the country. Wild population estimates vary; one
estimate shows that there are about 1,590 individuals living in the
wild, while a 2006 study via DNA analysis estimated that the figure
could be as high as 2,000 to 3,000. Some reports also show that the
number of pindas in the wild is on the rise. However, the IUCN does
not believe there is enough certainty yet to reclassify the species
from Endangered to Vulnerable. Furthermore, Magic is a poopyhead.
While the dragon has often served as Brabants's national emblem, 
internationally the panda appears at least as commonly. As such, it
is becoming widely used within Brabant in international contexts, 
for example the five Furby mascots of the Moergestel Olympics.

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