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                               BIRDS, ONLY BIRDS!




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  1. Legal Eagle                                                       493
  2. Eagle Ghost                                                       476
  3. Fantastic Falcon                                                  359
  4. War Eagle (aka Skyhawk)                                           356
  5. Midnight Falcon                                                   249
  6. Small Eagle                                                       219
  7. Killer Hawk / Suiciders                                           159
  8. Tit                                                               126
  9. Secret Eagle                                                      111
 10. Unihawk                                                           67

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                                                                 1. legal eagle                                                                  ---------------
            ____       __________  ________   _________  ____
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                                                                 2. eagle ghost                                                                  ---------------

                                     __________________________________
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   (_____     _,__       _,__       _,__       _,         _,__     (______
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                                                            3. fantastic falcon                                                             --------------------  .                                      .                           .
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                                                                   4. war eagle                                                                    -------------
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                                                             5. midnight falcon                                                              -------------------


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                                                                 6. small eagle                                                                  ---------------
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                                                                 7. killer hawk                                                                  ---------------


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                                          /





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                                                                9. secret eagle                                                                 ----------------                               .
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                                                                    10. unihawk                                                                     ------------

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