^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I hear a shot, but I can't see no target Then I see something passing through my brain I put my finger in the hole in my head Discovered that my brain was gone Had got an ass instead I've got an ass instead of a brain AN ASS FOR A BRAIN by CAT RAPES DOG featured on the album GOD, GUNS & GASOLINE KK RECORDS (c) 1990 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WARGAMEZ! --------- ^ D00 wEE nEED DaT? ^ All right it's again your plastic pal who's fun to be with called MC Laser of The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation reporting live for you directly from the warzone. DOWWWNNNNN! Puh, that was close! As an atarian inhabitant you all know those black bombs which are appearing when something fails. Now, THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!!...In the last weeks a war has started on the scene. A war between ->FARAMIR/ELiTE< and >PHOENIX/VECTRONIX<-! Faramir attacked Phoenix by releasing a textphile under the ELiTE-Flag called WHY VEX SUXX. He argued that Phoenix is a traitor who is trying to kill the scene by pushing the PC. After this Phoenix wrote an answer but without involving Vectronix (What I personely consider as a very good move). On this Faramir answered again with mostly the same arguments like in his first threat! All those texts can be found elsewhere in this issue of Undercover. My own personal view from that little ridiculousness will be given to you right now! It's totally stupid from an atarian to attack another atarian! We are a dying race and should support each other as good as we can! I share the hate and the rejection against PC's with Faramir but we all use them somewhere in our life. Maybe on our work, the Internet or whatever. But If you are really into the computerscene, you know that INTEL and MICROSOFT are the worst. An INTEL-Trashcan can only be seen as a SLAVE for the real crowd! It would be nice if other parties would tell us their view on that thing. We keep on eye on the scene of crime and inform you about the next steps of the two opponents. Btw, aliens ARE here. We are the prove! Sirius will take Terra over! :-))) Signing off, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[MC_LASER/.tSCc.]^^^^^^